Bad Science, Mad Science…
There’s bad science— and there’s mad science— both of which have got me going today… 
Let’s start with the bad science..
A MISTAKE FOR CERN-tain…
I’m throughly angry at the scientists who are working at the Large Hadron Collider in Geneva…
They have switched on their particle accelerator without nary a blip in the fabric of space.
As you might recall from this post—we were positive the engagement of this device at CERN was going to end all life on earth as we knew it—as well destroy the planet and about a gazillion miles of surrounding space by creating an unstoppable black hole.
Because I was SO certain the world would end— I decided to stop paying all my bills—didn’t watch what I ate, refused to go into work— was rude and disgusting to everyone I met—and generally acted like I had no cares in the world—because they’d be no world any more.
Now these fools have gone on and left the world JUST THE WAY IT WAS before they switched on their huge machine.
Do they have ANY IDEA how long it’ll take me to fix everything in my life now?
Thanks guys.
FANGS FOR THE BEAUTY TIP….
For years snake oil salesmen have peddled phony medicinal potions that would cure everything from shortness to itchy eyelashes…
Now it seems there’s a REAL beauty cream that uses REAL snake oil to work..
Actually, it’s more like snake venom—but it’s close enough for this blog.
Planet Skincare has come up with a wrinkle cream that uses the venom of the Temple Viper snake to “stun the skin” in order to get rid of wrinkles.
As you can read here, the amino acids in the venom block nerve signals telling the muscles to contract, helping to stop wrinkles forming…
And, like any good snake oil—the stuff’s not cheap—selling at about $120 bucks a jar…
But it’s slithering off the store shelves as fast as they can stock it.
The makers say it gives Botox like results—without the injection..
SSSSSwell… SSSSSSounds SSSSSSentational …
—Steve
Link to the video and the story Steve covered today on NBC-17
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