World’s Dumbest Criminals….
They’re at it again…They aren’t the gang that couldn’t shoot straight—but they’re pretty dumb crooks none the less…
CURSES, TIN FOILED AGAIN….
The first job of any crook is to leave nothing behind that the police can use as clues…
And you especially don’t want to give the cops a TRAIL that’ll lead them to you….
But a group of crooks in Cincinnati apparently haven’t mastered that skill yet..
They robbed a downtown candy store of about $500 dollars worth of stuff.
They got caught because police just followed the trail of discarded candy and foil wrappers right up to the place where they were hiding.
DELIVERING A MESSAGE TO DRUNK DRIVERS……
It’s not a good idea to drink and drive… And it’s a worse idea to drink, drive, and show up at the police station.
But, that’s what a 42-year-old Oregon woman did.
She was supposed to clean up the state police barracks in Newport, Oregon..
But, when she showed up with a buzz—the cops promptly gave her a breath test.
When she blew two times the legal limit—she blew away her freedom and ended up spending her night in a jail cell instead of cleaning it.
DON’T FORGET TO CLEAN YOUR PLATE….
A pair of would-be thieves in Los Angeles’s San Fernando Valley just couldn’t catch a break.
After they robbed a ritzy jewelry establishment, the store’s owner ran after them—jumping on the hood of their car and smashing their windshield in a rage…
Then the store’s security guard got in the act—and started smashing all the other windows in their getaway vehicle…
That prompted the pair to head for the foothills…
…leaving their wrecked car behind…
And attached to that wrecked automobile—their license plate, which police used to figure out where the alibi-challenged pair lived.
DON’T BANK ON ESCAPING….
And finally—this classic from a few years ago in England where a bank robber makes several key mistakes.
The first mistake being: deciding to commit his crime.
—Steve
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These are so funny. You should make this a regular feature.
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Well, there’s no shortage of criminals….As long as they keep doing stupid stuff, we’ve got stuff to post !