More Ideas That Need Re-thinking….
Back in October, we told you about a few ideas that needed some re-thinking…
Well… It seems, there’s no shortage of ideas that seem good on the surface—-but, might not be so great once you give them some thought…
CHEST WHAT A GUY NEEDS…
I always thought the only way for a guy to get a great looking torso was to work for it..Hours in the gym.. Watching what you eat.. That kind of stuff… But now, you can apparently buy your way into a great looking chest—sort of….
For about 4-thousand bucks—any guy can get “Pec” implants…
There’s no shortage of doctors whose websites tout the procedure—complete with scores of before and after photos–“for those who simply don’t have the desire or time to spend countless hours in the gym” as one site says…
They’ll even do lyposuction—to further give the impression you’re a man of steel…
Question is—- what happens in a few months when you belly gets flabby again—and your skinny little arms just hang there because you’ve doing no real exercise?
Do you think you’re great, hard, phony chest might be SORT OF a give away that you’re not using dumbells, just acting like one?
AN OFFAL REQUEST…
The government of Scotland apparently can no longer stomach the fact that the United States won’t allow sheep’s stomachs to be sold here…
You can read here how the Scots are trying to get a 19-year old ban overturned that prohibits the importation of Haggis…
They believe there’s a large market for it in the U-S because many Scottish products are huge sellers here…And they figure we can’t get enough Haggis…
In its traditional form the sheep’s stomach is filled with other livestock offal—usually lungs, liver and heart combined with onion, oatmeal, and spices. It is then boiled in the stomach for three hours.
Haggis was banned here because of fears of Mad Cow Disease…
Having eaten enough of Grandma’s tripe (which is similar) it’s not the disease I’d worry about—but rather the after-effects of eating it…
NO BUTTS ABOUT IT…
The end result of eating Haggis or other foods that—shall we say—create a stink may no longer be a problem if a new underwear accessory works the way it’s supposed to…
A company called Garment Guard has come up with a new product called Subtle Butt.
It’s a disposable gas neutralizer.
This link here features a cutaway view of the pads that are inserted in your underwear to show how they work—along with a rather rude, tongue-in-cheek video showing how the device lets the wind blow free—without the oder.
I’m still not sure how that takes care of the problem…Because although the “aroma” may be neutralized— we’re still left with the—as we like to say in TV—the AUDIO portion of the program…
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Link here to the video & story Steve covered today on NBC-17
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